Dear Santa

Here is my mad libs Dear Santa letter. If you want to make your own, go here....
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Zanna's Office party. It was Brad who spiked the punch with too much Martini. I can't help it if I drank 90000000 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like poo.

I thought it was funny when I put Meghan's shirt on my head and danced the macarena on the chaise lounge while singing `You Shook Me All Night Long'. I didn't mean to break Zanna's ipod and don't know why Zanna would accuse me of streaking.

I don't remember calling Eric's wife a silly chicken---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Aimee's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that macaroni and cheese.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my SUV through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dumb dog and have me arrested for public intoxication!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all stupid and friendly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this cute stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and boldly yours,
Erin (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

The "List"

Remember that episode of friends when Ross and Rachel made lists of celebrities they would be allowed to sleep with if given the opportunity? Well, here's mine. Sorry I did not have time to laminate it.

Tried and True, although I would take the late 90's version over this new and unimproved one...


You all know how I feel about this guy:


Lenny is someone I always thought was hot even though I know he's a shorty. I just remembered how hot he is at the Aerosmith concert on Sunday where he rocked it out as the opening act. Not sure about that whole being married at one time to Lisa Bonet thing but i could get over it. YUM!


And a new front runner....straight from nip/tuck thanks to my netflix, Dr. Christian Troy himself.


Still looking for that number 5, I am sure he is out there somewhere, so many to choose from. :) I'll have to interview Brad and see what his choices are but it will be hard to decipher who "that one chick with the big boobs" is. Until then...