Monday, March 07, 2011

Texts to my husband

made w splenda! i love you arnold palmer.

a picture of this:


argh!


just watched a white trash neighbor pull over across the street, get her baby out of the back seat, and drive with it in her lap a la britney spears.

your bitch dog has a death wish. bye bye birthday box of chocolates.

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